No More Hippos

In a rare moment of having nothing to do, I happened upon a picture of a hippo online.  I thought it would be fun to maybe watch another National Geographic type show to allay my boredom.  I searched up and down the TV dial and couldn't find anything.  I finally went online to find out which Dish channel was NATGEO.  (We just switched to Dish.)  Apparently, the package we bought doesn't include NATGEO.  Fail.