Friday, June 24, 2011

Why can't a bird have a kitten?

Why is it that...
...when you put something in a specific place so you won't lose it, it isn't there a year later?
...walking on the treadmill makes your thighs itch?
...gray hair is so much more wirey than regular hair?
...sewing makes me swear?
...I miss my mom, but when I call her I can't wait to get off the phone?
...I love studying, but get a sick, sinking feeling when it is time for a test?
...my grandkids are so freakin' cool?
...I love the gospel but hate going to church?
...I don't even like Dots but will go through the whole box in a single sitting?
...every time I dust it looks just as bad the next day, and if that is the case, why is it that. . .
...I even care about the dust?
...it never looks like I clean up beside my bed, even though I do almost every week?
...I cannot lose weight?

Just another frustrating day of success and non-success interwoven into the beautiful pattern that is my life.